Who wants to buy the movie rights?

While I was struggling with the simple task of taking a shower, I think I came up with a brilliant idea for a movie.

There needs to be a movie called Autism Powers. Scott will be a person with high functioning autism. Dr. Evil will be the head of a disability services agency.

Scott: How could you do this to me? How could you deny that I have a disability? How could you deny me the services I need?

Dr. Evil: Because you’re not quite autistic enough. You’re quasi-autistic. You’re semi-autistic. You’re the margarine of autism. You’re the Diet Coke of autism. Just one calorie. Not autistic enough.